in alot of pain!

i have decided i am obviously the smartest human on this planet for a few reasons!

1) i have the ability to gain concussion from walking into a light.
2) i ask "what meat is in these vegeterien sausages?"
3) i got hit by a parked car (he smashed the door into my boob)
4) i wear shorts when it is cold and jeans when it is hot...(thi9s is soo smart)
....

and lastly...

5) i just this second picked up a chair and droped it on my foot.

i think i am easily the smartest person on this god forsaken planet!

for the reference yes it did hurt!

and yes this is sarcastic and i know i am retarded oh and yes all of this is 100% true!

hehe xxx