mathew wants to be harry potter!

omg at work today matt atempted to become harry potter...poor thing he is 20 and i feel so sorry for him and the fact that he hasnt managed to grasp yet that harry is a fictional charecter of someones imagination!
ghe bent down to get some milk out of the fridge but as he did so he smashed his fac into the door it was soooo funny i have never seen something so hilarious! i wish i had a camera you've been framed style! but he was disapointed he didnt have a scar!

what made this worst was my following totally unrealted comment!

typical me...i dont know why i said this or where it came form i said "omg hitler had such a sexy mostachye"...the next thought we both got was not pretty just imagine snoging hitler no offence but EEEEW gross!

no thanks xxxx

wooohhhooooo! so proud of me!

as most people know i got my tongue pierced on thrusday...omg best thing ever!

however slight problem i couldn't eat! i lved off of liquids auch as chocolate milk! no complaints ice cream and soup were also in the diet!

however today i had my 1st meal in 2 days! real food tastes so fucking nice i know appreciate food so much more!!!!


LOOOOOVE FOOOD AND PIERCINGS!!!!!!


xxxxx

sods law!!!!!

SO FUCKING TYPICAL!!!!!

the one day i actually really want to do something different the damn place is shut!!!
i am so angry right now i just want to scream...but i did it already....i was all prepared with parcetamols water..mouthwach everything was there me and amy and lauren arrive at the shop and its fucking shut! how anoying!

this mrans i have to wait until tuesday...2 days!!!!!! i am so impatient i will probably try to do it myself...actually i may...no i wont to nasty!

however there is one positive among all these negatives!

the piercing wont exist when i have my 6th form meeting with ms elks so i have no need to worry about being told to remove it ect.....but still i am so freeking pisssseeeedddddd!!!!!!


i may try and get a tattoo at the same time to make up for my looooooonnnngggg unnecerssary wait! gawd life is so annoying sometimes!

and i really really really wanted it today! oh well i'll just have to wait imp-atiently untill tuesday then its back to the piercing studio!!! i am so excited!!!!! tongue piercing wooooo but looong wait!

:( xxxx

some people have very warped dirty minds!

hmmmm and i quote myself here...."electrical appiences always do what i say for example when the sound goes on my tv and i cant be bo0thered to get up and fiddle with the scart lead i kick it and the sound comes back"

yes i understand this can be very dirty...but only if you have a mind that oes that....it all started when matt decided that hang on...i threaten everything into doing what i want thats why everything works for me!

i said no that is because i am god!

he disagrees so i proove it by fixing the washing m,achine which he speant 20 minuets trying to fix...all i did was touch one button....hello god i think seeing as my touch worked and his didn't....(btw i didnt hit it) he said i ust have threatened it and i was scared!

so now i "fiddle" with scart leads ecct.....jesus you need to have you mind cleaned there are children around...act your age! loool i am one to talk of course...was funny though we were laughing for over an houir about this!


God xxxx

it's today it's today!

(it's always today george)

anyway like i said it's today meaning the metal contraption is hensse forth being put ino9t my tongue...woooohoooo piercing time! i am sooo excited! amy is coming with but she is not as daring as me...she is ntending on getting her ear pierced...whereas i have opted forthe tongue...haha this will hurt and i don't care!

but generally it is my excuse to eat tub after tub of ben n jerrys phish food ice crreaaaaaaaaammm yum i can and i will!

latteerrrz blud
(lol ecumie?)

haha xxxxxx

everyone grab the vodca and jump in the shower!

oh wait no thats a different game!

poetry live what a day...john agard is the cooloest dude ever i actually love him! not only were his poems amazing but you could really feel them and at the same times...when he was discribing his poems it was like he was preeching..not religously...but we could just tell that he had real belief in his work.

also it was so amzing even the really rude guys from some isolated school were quiet...everyone was chyeering for him he was amazing....that is what i cal saving the best till last!

also we had simon someone he was hilarious....he was telling us about this gaame with a match...tghats were the vodca and the sower came into it...but like i said thats a different game...and he also was the guy that proved that a phone b0ox was the place to be..everything in the 70's was done in a phonebox...like today all the "cool" i stress "COOL" *cough* whaatever you think *cough* people hang out at mc donalds..oiooooooh tough...but i ae to say from experience phone boxes are cool...we fitted 12 people in 1 phone box once...and have photographical evidence...lol we are sad...but yer petry live! wooooooo!

also i found out my new piercing will cost 35 so i am veeeerry hyappy!

haha xxxx

damn those who came up with error code 81000314!!!!

ahha that would be the msn live messanger service arseholes!!!!!

i am gunna have a BF!
whats a BF?
BITCH FIT!!!!!!!!

heaven hath no rage like a love to hatred turnt and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! that is precisely my feelings towrds msn right now...this blog is my way of taking out my anger until i get my punch bag!!!!

but yer i8 go to sign in as i8 am soo gawd damn bored and oh eror code 81000314...msn is experiencing problems!!! and like its everyone...contact lists are unavialable...what the fuck i dont care!!!!! just die!

i am too angry...so i sign into myspace which has become unbelievably boring...likewise to bebo...i am so deleting them...argh and apparently everyone is experiencing these technical difficulties!

its a good job msn is free or i would be writting a formal complaint!!!! stupid arseholes they're all arseholes just great big arse holes!!!!!! haha suck on that msn and you know what...take you fucknig contact lists and shove them up your 1 in 5 men have a anl beard arses!

oh yer did yoou know that 1 in 5 men have anal beards!!!!!


but yer anyway meerrrrrrrrrh i hate msn...but obviously i will be back on i9t tomorrow! lol temporary anger outbursts!!!!!!

i hate the stupid bums!

haha xxxx

harry THINKS he is some kind of superman!

ok long story kind of...anyway.
this guy called harry...friend of mine..lol well down at explorers we decided to play chinese chiwauhwa (the dog yeeh.

well this game is very much like british bull dog will a twang of violence basically the aim is to be thye last one standing at the end...what you do is shout to numbers then they try to reach the other end of the room...whilst the others try to restle them to the ground....why we play this is beyond me but it is funny and violent!

well back to mr kitson! his number was called out about half way throught the game...he decides to make a run past seb...who had his foot stuck out (not intentionally) and hary being the comedian that he is goes flying over his foot...it was so fucking funny...he actually flwe about 3/4 meters...and landed smack against the wall on his stomache...trying to hide his embaresment he stood up laughing...clearly in pain!

however this situation really wasn't helped at all by kelly sitting on the floor almost pissing herself where she was laughing so much...i mean yer it was hilarious but the poor buy how embaresed he was...i of course only had a privet laught bcause i have to be nice to him as he brought me a ice cream luv ooooh hawwi! lol but it was veery funny i actually met a wanabe superman...sorry harry but people can't fly!!!

haha xxxx

shhhh he's a uniq!!!!!!

it has recetly come to my knowledeg ... today...that i know every line to the pirates of the carribean movie how sad am i!
haha but it is atually useful...many quotes are striped froim this film! love!

also i have discovered i can t6ell whatever mood my dear friend alex is in just by looking at her eye make up...pretty amazing eh! well yer either that or i am phycic...i do get regular premonitions/ de ja vu!!!! haha scary omg!

its been a long itme since i have actually written here...like 4 days but yer! i am sooo excited as i am going to get my tongue pierced.....i looove piercings i need more..lol i dont understand why some people tink it is so gross...its just a hole in your tongue with a bit of metal in ... whats gross about that??
i understand it is bodily mutilation but vjikhjnvipamnkijmnp i dont care!

ha! rather anoyed as i wasted 2 hours of textiles today...stupid teachers wouldn't let me use the sewing mahine becasue of health and safety..what the fuck whats with that health and safety is taking over soon (as the lovely jemima pointed out) we will have to wrap ourselves in bubble wrap before we leave the house for heath and safetyy reasons...was funy though as she also pointed out that seeing as we couldnt use thye machines because of health and safety she can't do her coursewok/folder because of health and safety! i like that great plan...oh crap paper cuts right thats it paper is health and safety risk we will all get paper cuts and die! (it is possible)!

TESTIFY angainst this crap more things that "health and safety" prevent us from doing!

#climbing trees
#sewing
#kids using scissors (they get given crappy ones completely made of plastic that cant cut anything!
# and a endless list oh yer knives...like yer omg i just want to stab myself for fun...who wud run themseklves through with a knife???

anyway stay HEALTHY and stay SAFE...lol not

keep clean..lol do drugs!

xxxxx

loooook mum it's a lion!!!!!!

hahah night out with zee old mate!

wow its funny when you eet someone who you haven't seen in a wile...you well i allways feeli like its going to be really really awkward and your going to have to think of stuff to say....well i can comfortably say i had no need some great discussion...

its definately made me feel the need to get in touch with more old friends. i mean it's so true life is to short..and yer i know as you go through life your goin to loose old friends and make new friends. but i gues there will always be those select few friends that you want to hang on to. rach is definately one of them. i remember when we were little and stuff always hanging out and now we still go out just not as often...we have decided we will meet up more as we had such a fab time!

i also think that when you are alble to meet up with someone who you haven't seen for ageeeees you will know what kind of friendship you have or had by the conversations you have. i mean we met up and were chatting away as if we had met up earlier that day and just had so many conersations and laughs. it felt like we were still meeting up every other day...except we don't. but we have decided to meet up at least every 2 weeks or somethng like that as we can never manage to fit in all we have to tell eachother...our catch ups are allways interesting.

other then that i had school today and i actually enjoyed latin for once i mean yer i know i chose it and stuff but it had been so boring but now we have almost finished virgil and were like reading it through it really came together and i actually made sense of it and realised what an amazing poem it was...i respect that guy...even though he is dead...well he died like something B.C!!!! haha.

although i did get really offended when someone said to me you are just like miss pollock! i was like oh my God. however i didn't stay mad for long as this person is one of my best mates he is like a brother lol his mum totally would adopt me! i shall think about that....gawd i need to get my own appartment..i just get too crowded in my house and i like my own work space its kind of like me and my i need breathing space thing...clingy bugs me...i can't do the linking arms thing it's to in my persoanal space..but yer so i am canosidering getting my own place. and i am also trying desperatly to save up my wags to get my car.

i am in love with al the cars i will never get...cadilacs..aston martins...mercedes...minis...ect...i dented a cad once...but yer i will obviously have a old car but i dont really mind a car after all is a car and it would mean no more walking and it would save me a awful lot of time in the mornings.

i was also really emotional today and i wa crying in the cinema we were watching p.s i love you...and it was really sad the letters were so sweet i was like omg this guy you have to love him he is soo adorable and awww i just love hi8m...i dontknow why i was like that but i mean i cried watching happy feet so it's all gravy!

and don't forget...pipe your hype!
(its as important as brushin your teeth)

xxxx

wet wet wet...and cold and muddy!

wahahay NEVER go to watch any of your siblings play footie for their team....went to the pitch it was covered in mud...i felt like i was going to be playing rugby or something it was disgusting and i ruined my shoes!!!! no one botherd to tell me how much mud there was...not only his the mud was wet so i was wet muddy and FREzzng cold!!!! not nice!

butt on the plus side had the shit scared out of me by a desertyed hospital! turns out its not in use! omg! my sister needed the loo so i took her there honestly am never going to a hospital agian to fucking scary...it stank really badly of like old peopl and dust as well i was soo freaked out.

but yer i did et paid for this as i had a amazing roast dinner i was in heaven...and on the plus side i have eaten no crappy food today so i am well on my way to a decent prom dress!!!!


WOOOOP go me go me go go go me!!!

anyway yer i have to go back to school on like tuesday but fhjiseovfhjnovihjvmpqie fuck it i dont want to holidays are more fun and i am failing..so i need some0ne to kck my arse into gear and make me work hard and learn!!!! anyone can take this role...i just need someone to!

loling at my stupidity today!

haha my brothers team lost 8:2!!!!


looool

in the past tense!

this blog is for err the 5th of jan!

lol had to get up sooo early this morning i had to wrok so there me up at 8.30..at work by 9:00 on time shocking its only round the corner from my house!

well it was a typical "lucy day" as we have come to call them...a day where i am a total prat and come out with some of the most uninterpretable shit in history! well basically i talk crap or say something stupid...hehe we are all used to this by now! well once i asked someone...what meats in these vegetarian sausages??? what a fool i still get slated for this today!!!

yer well today i said to matt....gawd i am so tired when i get home i am going to go to bed with a chinese end of! i was shocked when he was in hysterics...i re thought about what i had said and realised i should have said...i am so tired when i get home i am going to take my chinese food and eat it in bed...lol oh well ... i will get over it...btw i didn't go to bed with my chinese i ate it at the table like the civilised human bean that i am! of course..that said being not bean the computer did it!

i also said to jade (we were takingout highlights) this strong is sooo smell! WTF am i a total prick??? i meant this smell is so strong! hehea overall great day...i think....got paid and when i did my accounts i worked out i have too mucgh money..lol well not too too much but i have £1.64 more then i should..hehe am so happy! lol but i owed my mother money for the mascaras she brought me...and the dvd! so yer no more money then i should :(

but yer great day loved it!

take 2!

howie!

doosey mossey wants more cweme!!! err yer ok lets start from this evening and go back to this morning...i am backwards! hehe well right now i neeeedd moreeeee cweeemmmmeeee! my rents are out and i needed dinner...so as you do you open the fridge...i found a can of whipped cream...so fucking nice but now it is all gone and i want more!!!!

ok this morning i got up and the gramps were here! err random yes....i ate and ate more!

then decided that ghds are the best straighteners the worlds has ever seen! i love them...i need to wash my hair thought it is gross...although i havent left myhouse for 2 days so i had no real need to do my hair! s i didnt! i have also along with talie come to the conclusion that the packaging oof dvds (the plastic stuff dvds are wrapped in when you 1t buy them) is seriuosly contributing to global warming therefore all plastic waste of spac dvd wrapper producers should be shot...not literally as this is murder!

erm...ate luch..crackers hehe i am healthy now...no chrisps or chocolate today...just whipped ceam...is that fattening???
oh well i dont give 2 hoots it tastes great!

wow what a intersesting day..oooh i watched singing in the rain..how cool am i! love that film give it major kudos !!!!!! WOOOOP!

love xxxxx

take 1!

hey!

an unsually unexciting day, the most exciting moment was my cat trying to climb iinto the waching mmachine i do not speak cat so guess i will never find out what possesed him to do such a thing. maybe its because he is so fucking dopey!

well back to the point...i slept strangely well...frooze my tits off but hey i slept! woke up at 11:30 am! score! to find my parents had gone out taken everyone with them without even turning a blind fucking eye to the fact there was no food in the house! so i get my coat and MY money and go to the shop in my pj's! i got some funny looks oh well was cosy allright! brought some bread...which is mine i am not sharring it..i mean i payed for it so when y dad tried to take some i said..oi fuck face dont even try that my money my bread savvy! hehehe i love being me!

mmm where was i ok lol lunch time errr no sign of the fam so i settle myself by the computer talk to the usual people who are on msn 24 hours a day gawd they chat soo much crap sometimes!!!!! lol i decided not to go out as it was too cold so i sat down shaking all day and ate alot...i need to exercise and top eating thought i will get fat!

although i hav to say i was ery disapointed as it was meant to snow today but hey typical london weather girls cant get anything right loling now at the mean girls "its 69 degrees and theres a 30% chance that its all ready raing!" it was pissing it down! anyway yer no snow...so i was very upset.

i speant the remaing hours of the day melting chocolate and dunking variuos food in it...not good! oh and guess what the fam made there appearence at 6:30 pm...so i was all alone without food for 7 HOURS!!!!!! what did i do to deserve this???

overall a chilling day (literally) y fingers are icicles i am sure i could snap the off! but i will refrain from doing this as it will hurt!

mmm new years resolution:

1) to stop eating!
2) exercise
3) to keep these up for atleast a week
4) get rid of my beer belly so i can wear a dress to the prom which doesn't make me look fat!

hehe well that be the highlights of my fantasicaloly boring day!