Wednesday, 12 March 2008

embrace lucy time quite literally!

yer well the quote in my dear friend alex's blog "lets embrace lucy time" a little too far!

she practically raped me...she has also been dubbed lesbian! HAHAHA SHAME!

well the story here we go!

end of break she says give me a chewing gum..i denie having any and then she chases me wanting a chewing gum. in the end she is seen by our whole school pinning me up against a wall (picture this) yelling at the top of her voice..."GIVE IT TO ME...GIVE IT TO ME"

HMMM many people saw this and were very disturbed she then had me in a headlock but not an ordinary head lock she had my face pressed into her boob! i mean come on now sexual assault...the whole time this rape was going on all i could say was alex i am sorry i don't want to sleep with you...and...alex i don't like girls i like boys!

i mean the amount of people staring at us was unbelievable...teachers didnt even bother to try and help they just laughed and i guarenty they were all thinking lets leave the lesbians to it!

although i can understand where she was coming from her breath was awful!! :P:P:P (lovve you really:P)

but yer then after school she was eating prawn cocktail crisps...we shall skip my bad hair moment...but once again she tried to get a gum off of me...all io could say this time was hahaha FISH LIPS!!!!

loves ...(but not in a lezzie way...and alex i am sorry i don't have those feelings for you...really i am sorry you love me...but i can't help it that i'm popular!!!)

xxx

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

haha you know you want to hav sex with mee!! hahahahahahah, okej fyi i am actually not a lesbian ( if anyone is unsure) hahah and you were begging for it or you would have just given me the fricken gum!! hahha
xxxxxx