ok well here we go!
on our day off school (teacher stike) me and my dear firned alex decided we would go on a trip. ok no thats a lie i forced her to come on the trip with me. and being the slags we are we wanted no another lie...i have a boyfirend so...she wanted to impress guys.
in reference to our sluttiness? we do wear skirts to school therefoore we have to have tights as in the winter girls do not have a tan and will not show off their legs. this is where the problem occured. neither of us had any tights that weren't pale, holey or laddered! WTF??
so me being the lovely friend i am offers to buy some tights on the way over to alex's house. hmmm big mistake...tip: never let me buy tights alone!
so there i am making my purchase in the lovely shop we call sainsbury's and off i am to alex's with the tights!
ok so i get there and we get the tights out to get changed into out cskirts/shorts and what have i done. ohhhh shit! we wanted clack tights right...no i din't by skin tooned ones...these tights were black...well "nearly black". this was when i discovered i should read the colour of the tights befor ei buy them.
they werent black or even nearly black like the packet said they were they were infact GRANNY FREEKING GREY!!!!!
it was horrific but funny. so we took them back and brought black ones...well alex got them and i paid haha!
btw the trip was shit!
xxxx
Monday, 28 April 2008
Tuesday, 1 April 2008
oh i do lov to be by the sea side!
or something like that i just want to go on holiday i know i am like next week but it wont be hot bikini and shorts weather...even though that is what i will wear. i want to go somewhere on an airplane and relax and get a tan!
i NEED a tan for the prom.
i also reaaly want to sun bathe like i can't wait till then sun comes out. ok yer you can get cancer and die but i mean you need some sun. without it your skin goes pail and you look ill. sunlight is full of vitamin c! we need vitamin c for good skin...it will clear away spots so yer. i need to sunbathe!
HANDY HINT: do NOT under any circumstances wear sun glasses whilst you are sunbathing! you will end up looking like an alien freak if you need to you can shut your eyes...this is better!
haha lol xxx
i NEED a tan for the prom.
i also reaaly want to sun bathe like i can't wait till then sun comes out. ok yer you can get cancer and die but i mean you need some sun. without it your skin goes pail and you look ill. sunlight is full of vitamin c! we need vitamin c for good skin...it will clear away spots so yer. i need to sunbathe!
HANDY HINT: do NOT under any circumstances wear sun glasses whilst you are sunbathing! you will end up looking like an alien freak if you need to you can shut your eyes...this is better!
haha lol xxx
deoxiribo nucleic acid
or DNA as we know it!
on that subject i knew onions had dna of course but it got me thinking when we cut ourselves you know like fall over and cut our knee we tear the skin cells and therefore our dna strands which is really painful...so when we cut through and onion and take out its DNA...does it hurt them??
someone help me i am so confused...
i mean i owuldn't want to be causing pain to a vegetable.
however if it feels pain throught that imagine how it must feel when we eat it...
so actually even vegetarians are killing things and eating them because the cells are ALIVE so if you really wanted to be a vegetarian and not eat anything that had been killed you would actually have to eat NOTHING!
this is stupid but yer do onions feel pain?
xxx
on that subject i knew onions had dna of course but it got me thinking when we cut ourselves you know like fall over and cut our knee we tear the skin cells and therefore our dna strands which is really painful...so when we cut through and onion and take out its DNA...does it hurt them??
someone help me i am so confused...
i mean i owuldn't want to be causing pain to a vegetable.
however if it feels pain throught that imagine how it must feel when we eat it...
so actually even vegetarians are killing things and eating them because the cells are ALIVE so if you really wanted to be a vegetarian and not eat anything that had been killed you would actually have to eat NOTHING!
this is stupid but yer do onions feel pain?
xxx
we did you boyfriend!
and we were too much!
haha long time know write..jah i know!
ok well anyhu my dear friend alex wants to go to the works ( a night club) and we were discussing what we were going to wear!..hmm
well we have decided to get some t-shirts printed and as you can see our line is pretty awesome!
truth hurts people we are sorry not our fault we are amazing!
lol xxxx
haha long time know write..jah i know!
ok well anyhu my dear friend alex wants to go to the works ( a night club) and we were discussing what we were going to wear!..hmm
well we have decided to get some t-shirts printed and as you can see our line is pretty awesome!
truth hurts people we are sorry not our fault we are amazing!
lol xxxx
Wednesday, 12 March 2008
i've found my dresss!!!!!
THE MOST AMAZING DRESS EVER! WELL I LOVE IT...BUT ONE SLIGHT PROBLEM...ERM IT IS OUT OF STOCK IN ONE COLOUR...AND THE OTHER COLOUR WHICH IS EVEN NICER IS NOT BEING MADE ANYMORE!
WHAT IS THIS AMAZINGLY GORGOUS (HAHA) GIRL TO DO...MY HEART IS NOW SET ON THIS DRESS...I AM EVEN BEGGING THE DESIGNER!
IF I DON'T GET THIS DRESS I WILL ROCK UP TO THE PROM WEARING TRACKSUIT BOTTEMS! AND AS I PREVIOUSLY STATED THESE SHOULD NOT BE WORN OUT OF THE HOUSE...ARGH!
THE DRESS IS BOOTIFUL...AND THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN IT EITHER LIKE IT (ALEX!) OR LOVE IT (EVERYONE ELSE!)
I LOOVE THIS DRESS I SAW IT AND SAID THATS MY DRESS...I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD ACTUALLY SAY IT BUT I HAVE AND I WILL BE SO DISAPOINTED IF I CANT GET IT...SO DISAPOINTED I WILL PAY TO GET IT CUSTOM MADE WHICH WILL COST SOOO MUCH! :(
XXXX
WHAT IS THIS AMAZINGLY GORGOUS (HAHA) GIRL TO DO...MY HEART IS NOW SET ON THIS DRESS...I AM EVEN BEGGING THE DESIGNER!
IF I DON'T GET THIS DRESS I WILL ROCK UP TO THE PROM WEARING TRACKSUIT BOTTEMS! AND AS I PREVIOUSLY STATED THESE SHOULD NOT BE WORN OUT OF THE HOUSE...ARGH!
THE DRESS IS BOOTIFUL...AND THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN IT EITHER LIKE IT (ALEX!) OR LOVE IT (EVERYONE ELSE!)
I LOOVE THIS DRESS I SAW IT AND SAID THATS MY DRESS...I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD ACTUALLY SAY IT BUT I HAVE AND I WILL BE SO DISAPOINTED IF I CANT GET IT...SO DISAPOINTED I WILL PAY TO GET IT CUSTOM MADE WHICH WILL COST SOOO MUCH! :(
XXXX
embrace lucy time quite literally!
yer well the quote in my dear friend alex's blog "lets embrace lucy time" a little too far!
she practically raped me...she has also been dubbed lesbian! HAHAHA SHAME!
well the story here we go!
end of break she says give me a chewing gum..i denie having any and then she chases me wanting a chewing gum. in the end she is seen by our whole school pinning me up against a wall (picture this) yelling at the top of her voice..."GIVE IT TO ME...GIVE IT TO ME"
HMMM many people saw this and were very disturbed she then had me in a headlock but not an ordinary head lock she had my face pressed into her boob! i mean come on now sexual assault...the whole time this rape was going on all i could say was alex i am sorry i don't want to sleep with you...and...alex i don't like girls i like boys!
i mean the amount of people staring at us was unbelievable...teachers didnt even bother to try and help they just laughed and i guarenty they were all thinking lets leave the lesbians to it!
although i can understand where she was coming from her breath was awful!! :P:P:P (lovve you really:P)
but yer then after school she was eating prawn cocktail crisps...we shall skip my bad hair moment...but once again she tried to get a gum off of me...all io could say this time was hahaha FISH LIPS!!!!
loves ...(but not in a lezzie way...and alex i am sorry i don't have those feelings for you...really i am sorry you love me...but i can't help it that i'm popular!!!)
xxx
she practically raped me...she has also been dubbed lesbian! HAHAHA SHAME!
well the story here we go!
end of break she says give me a chewing gum..i denie having any and then she chases me wanting a chewing gum. in the end she is seen by our whole school pinning me up against a wall (picture this) yelling at the top of her voice..."GIVE IT TO ME...GIVE IT TO ME"
HMMM many people saw this and were very disturbed she then had me in a headlock but not an ordinary head lock she had my face pressed into her boob! i mean come on now sexual assault...the whole time this rape was going on all i could say was alex i am sorry i don't want to sleep with you...and...alex i don't like girls i like boys!
i mean the amount of people staring at us was unbelievable...teachers didnt even bother to try and help they just laughed and i guarenty they were all thinking lets leave the lesbians to it!
although i can understand where she was coming from her breath was awful!! :P:P:P (lovve you really:P)
but yer then after school she was eating prawn cocktail crisps...we shall skip my bad hair moment...but once again she tried to get a gum off of me...all io could say this time was hahaha FISH LIPS!!!!
loves ...(but not in a lezzie way...and alex i am sorry i don't have those feelings for you...really i am sorry you love me...but i can't help it that i'm popular!!!)
xxx
Tuesday, 4 March 2008
someone must really love me or just want to really confuse me!
ok essay time!
a few weeks ago my oyster photo card was stolen from me and was being used by someone else...i know this because the transport for london loosers wrote me a letter saying ;
dear miss blah blah blah...we have confiscated your oyster photocard (then number) as it was being used by someone other than yurself. we would like to know how your oyseter photocard got into their hands ect .
well they wrote to me again today to tell me that i wasn't going to be fined or anything like that but they have destroyed my old oyster card and that i will need to apply for a new one. they also gave me forms to fill in so i can get my new one.
well ok the scary part. now lets remeber they just wrote to me saying my card has been destroyed...i was just in my bedroom and i was looking for a sheet i was looking in my box of crap which i sorted out yesterday...and guess whats on top of it...you got it...my oyster photocard???
this is scary because it has of course just been destroyed...so how can it be in my room on my box ... it wasnt on my box yesterday when i sorted it out?? i am very confused now i mean how can something that has been destroyed be in my bedroom???
WIERD!
xxx
a few weeks ago my oyster photo card was stolen from me and was being used by someone else...i know this because the transport for london loosers wrote me a letter saying ;
dear miss blah blah blah...we have confiscated your oyster photocard (then number) as it was being used by someone other than yurself. we would like to know how your oyseter photocard got into their hands ect .
well they wrote to me again today to tell me that i wasn't going to be fined or anything like that but they have destroyed my old oyster card and that i will need to apply for a new one. they also gave me forms to fill in so i can get my new one.
well ok the scary part. now lets remeber they just wrote to me saying my card has been destroyed...i was just in my bedroom and i was looking for a sheet i was looking in my box of crap which i sorted out yesterday...and guess whats on top of it...you got it...my oyster photocard???
this is scary because it has of course just been destroyed...so how can it be in my room on my box ... it wasnt on my box yesterday when i sorted it out?? i am very confused now i mean how can something that has been destroyed be in my bedroom???
WIERD!
xxx
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